{"product_id":"the-disappointment-dice-set-rpg-set-of-7-unmatched-mystery-dice-each-die-is-unique-joke-gift-for-peo","title":"The Disappointment Dice™ Set | RPG Set of 7 Unmatched Mystery Dice | Each Die Is \"Unique\" | Joke Gift for People You Dont Really Like","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAn unmatched\/mixed complete set of acrylic\/resin dice that aren't very good at all.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIncluded:\u003c\/strong\u003e A full unmatched 7-piece set (\"style\" is different for each ugly die). (1) D20, (1) D12, (1) D00, (1) D10, (1) D8, (1) D6, (1) D4.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKINDS OF BAD DICE THAT ARE INCLUDED:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUgly Dice, Unpolished, Poorly Inked, Dice We Couldn't Sell, Dice We Didn't Want To Try Selling, Cursed, Mauve Colored and\/or all of the above.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe only thing we promise is that the dice will be shaped correctly, and be functional. No broken\/dented\/scarred dice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePACKAGED IN:\u003c\/strong\u003e A small brown kraft bag with our logo on it and some kind of like idk... thumbs down... or the word disappointment. Just cross that out if you don't want your mark to know you don't like them. Spoiler though: They will know soon enough how you feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e----------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Who is this meant for?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJoke gifts, enemies, people you want to give the subtle message to that you don't like them in only the way a puce colored dice will communicate, people who like brown-gray.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: What If I'm not disappointed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI mean. Maybe a nice die snuck in? Look, we can't account for if you (or your recipient) have bad taste. I guess that'd be a win for you though? If you give it to an enemy and they like them then they are either acting or have confirmed to you that they have bad taste (and you can win by feeling smug in knowing that).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: I'm known to have terrible taste, will I like these?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe answer is probably still no. but maybe?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Is each set really unique? If I buy multiple sets will I get any duplicate dice?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe have a pretty wide mix AND when people buy more than one set, we make an extra effort to make sure the dice are varied between sets. BUT we don't\/won't\/can't guarantee there wont be a duplicate die here or there-- especially if you buy a ton of sets.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eQ: Are they defective\/damaged dice?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey will be functional dice. No damaged dice (i.e. cracked\/dented\/misshapen etc.)... They certainly seem defective from a style\/aesthetic point of view though.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: You said cursed...?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Just look at them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: I was disappointed, what kind of review rating should I give this?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe fulfilled our end of the bargain. 5 Stars.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e Q: I was not disappointed, what kind of review rating should I give this?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePleasantly surprised then? Sounds like 5 Stars.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Viridian Exclusive","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50386201084261,"sku":"oop1791584795715","price":3.91,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/1457\/7253\/files\/the-disappointment-dice-set-rpg-set-of-7-unmatched-mystery-dice-each-die-is-uniq_1.jpg?v=1791584802","url":"https:\/\/moderatorwear.shop\/products\/the-disappointment-dice-set-rpg-set-of-7-unmatched-mystery-dice-each-die-is-unique-joke-gift-for-peo","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}